GET SWEPT!

The three game set between the Studly Sox and the Homo Yankfuckers ended with a bang last night as the Douchekees got swept in the first meeting between the two squads this year. The highlight you ask? well, other then watching fellow grundleton dopeslope turtle his penis up into his man-vag, was the play by jacoby ellsbury, who actually took advantage of his first time being on base all year with this play:



The Fag Pettite's face at the end is priceless, it looks like he turtled harded then dope, too bad he doesn't have a penis, making it impossible.

All in all it was a great weekend to be me, sweep, draft day, keg race victory, and i smoked out of an apple.