where is he?

So this is an actually picture of the mouse that is living somewhere in our house. As of now he is eating like a king but soon will be struck down in his prime when the time is right. Do not be alarmed if something is nibbling at your grundle, love it, be curious, and then know its the mouse and kill him mid grundle lick. We have 2 options as I see it.
1. Leave everything as is and create the new scenes for Fievel Goes West
2. Plant a trap and make him feel like Marve in the paint bucket scene.

Either option works for me...

Squirt EM'
"There are Halo players, and then there is ME"

Tiger Woods...

Typical Hansbrough. I hate him.

Today's Advice...

This ladies and gentlemen is why you don't order pizza at 3AM hammed...

Grundle Stewart decided it would be a good idea to order from dominos.com at 3AM thinking the pizza wouldn't come. It came...at 11:30AM with a $28.67 price tag for one pizza (deep dish w/ 8 toppings!).

Be aware, don't drink and order from dominos.com...

Good day

Your Fuckin Out!

Kenny Fuckin Powers.

And Gillispie bahahahahaha (out of a job that is...get it? bahahahaha)

keep it sexxxxxxxxxy
-Captain Jorts

SUCKFEST

BILLY...YOUR'E FIRED!

Michael's advice for the day...

You don't get better at putting by not putting.

invisible rope...

sometimes they can be funny.

Rob Dyrdek

Need i say more

the man..the myth...the legend

in the words of Matt...

Basically this is the world of Matt, some things that he says are not what the normal people would would call intelligent...
"Any sense of the knowledge that I was mad at her" (does anyone know what this means?)
"I wanted to call her a Fartknocker on the way home"
"At CiCi's with all the Canadians, i felt so out of place..lets go get a Soddddddaaa Poooooppppp"
"Holy Cow i love this soda pop, then this one women went soda pop...soda pop soda pop soda pop contest" (im not sure this actually happened, but this is Matt's world)
"lets find a free forum contest and get on it" (how can you do that)
"Did you get it [natural light] from the St. Petersburg Times" (getting a beer from the newspaper?)
"I wanted to shoot her with a cum rocket....one of my AIDS positive ones" (hahhahhahaah)
"Our church is a F*&*#in stud cock" (can you even say that?)

-there are many many many more things this rare species known as Matt has said, but i am pretty sure that listening this closely to someone of this stature has made me less intelligent.

Squirt 'EM
"There are Halo players, and then there is ME"

no to sure...

running diary of whatever the hell is going on..
this is going the next things that are said that are not that smart..
..."that is what your pee looks like after 3 days of pee water"
.."please God find a square [toilet paper] just one square"
.."Give me back that filet o' fish, give me that fish (singing)"
.."do you want to see a binder?! this is a binder"
.."Why didnt we take a jorts picture on the beach?" "It's only for our memory, no one else should be shown that"

Squirt 'EM
"There are Halo players, then there is ME"

The Inagural Grundle Tatum

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