Basically this is the world of Matt, some things that he says are not what the normal people would would call intelligent...
"Any sense of the knowledge that I was mad at her" (does anyone know what this means?)
"I wanted to call her a Fartknocker on the way home"
"At CiCi's with all the Canadians, i felt so out of place..lets go get a Soddddddaaa Poooooppppp"
"Holy Cow i love this soda pop, then this one women went soda pop...soda pop soda pop soda pop contest" (im not sure this actually happened, but this is Matt's world)
"lets find a free forum contest and get on it" (how can you do that)
"Did you get it [natural light] from the St. Petersburg Times" (getting a beer from the newspaper?)
"I wanted to shoot her with a cum rocket....one of my AIDS positive ones" (hahhahhahaah)
"Our church is a F*&*#in stud cock" (can you even say that?)
-there are many many many more things this rare species known as Matt has said, but i am pretty sure that listening this closely to someone of this stature has made me less intelligent.
Squirt 'EM
"There are Halo players, and then there is ME"
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