How to Solve our Mouse Problem

Today I am going to buy some mouse traps because I'm tired of these Motha F***in' Mice in my Motha F***in' Mansion!



Then I say we invite this guy over just for shits and giggles. And one hell of victory celebration.

HAWKS

ON TO ROUND 2...

GET SWEPT!

The three game set between the Studly Sox and the Homo Yankfuckers ended with a bang last night as the Douchekees got swept in the first meeting between the two squads this year. The highlight you ask? well, other then watching fellow grundleton dopeslope turtle his penis up into his man-vag, was the play by jacoby ellsbury, who actually took advantage of his first time being on base all year with this play:



The Fag Pettite's face at the end is priceless, it looks like he turtled harded then dope, too bad he doesn't have a penis, making it impossible.

All in all it was a great weekend to be me, sweep, draft day, keg race victory, and i smoked out of an apple.

Chris Lofton loves being awesome on DRAFT DAY

Check out this box score....61 points, 17-22 on threes (what?), 3 rebounds, 4 assists, 6 steals? Nasty.... Lofton is the man...

WAS THERE ANY DOUBT

-Upon closer examination of the box score you will see this gem.



Another blown save for Grandfather Mariano, making this his 432176432 blown save in Fenway, quite historic.

Ankle on Steroids

RIVALARY RENEWED

- Red Sox vs. Fucksticks for a three game set this weekend. First series of the '09 season between the two and it should just add to the shit show that is this weekend. Hopefully something resembling the video above occurs with a hispanic throwing down a senior citizen, perhaps the old, gray, sackless, worthless, walking error that is derek jeter tries his luck at charging manny delcarmen and then gets "zimmered" by him. That would be ideal, especially is jeter tears his zacchilli's tendon on the way down and never walks again.

One's thing for sure, upon a sweep of the Douchebags, Paps will definetly celebrate like he was here:

What A Stud.

Gamer?

As you may have heard, the Grundle Mansion had a bit of a squirrel problem yesterday. Imagine how sweaty our grundles became when we looked in the fire place and saw this! These things are fucking scary!

JESUS SHUTTLESWORTH > YOU

-Insert forearm penis.

TONI KUKOC

THANKS FOR PLAYING, HEEBS

KJ

Get Roll'd

The greatest word

Question: Is fuck the greatest word in the english language?

Answer: Yes.

Proof:

Future football schedules...

We are coming up on two consecutive football enriched weekends in a row, and I am indeed fucking excited about it. Just though you guys would like to see some of the home and homes we've scheduled between 2010 and 2019...you might need to go ahead and get another pair of shorts before you read this

2010 open the season with Oregon at home (typical Pac-10 dominance in neyland)
2011-2012 North Carolina (@ first)
2013 @ Oregon (why there is the gap in years I do not know)
2014-2015 Oklahoma (@ first)
2015-2016 UConn (@ first)
2016-2017 Nebraska (@ first)
2018-2019 Ohio State (home first)

a lot of people are talking about a USC home and home brewing as well, probably won't ever happen though because this schedule is stacked and after 2019 there will be zero kiffin vs. usc hype because we will have won 5 fucking national championships by then and we will have stolen all of their recruits and fucked all of their wives and daughters...but it would be sweet.

I'll end this post with a question: Do you like fishsticks?

MC

Go to fmylife.com now

snootchie bootchies! nooge...

-MC

Grotto Falls

ANDY


JAMESON



SHRINKAGE

Georgia Spring Game

Joe Cox...leading Georgia to the promise land pause NOT.

A very porous UGA defense and their terrible offense couldn't score a TD until 6 seconds left in the game. I can't wait to beat the shit out of them in Neyland this year.

At least Uga is fat and awesome.

Dick Nose

Mansion Activities

Gettin drunk on the reg, fuckin good times on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg. Basically all the shit that most men fantasize about...

-Rattler-
schchchchchchch

Question of the Day.....

Why is your penis tan? It has never been out in the sun....ever. Why is it one of the most tan places on our bodies?





I need this answered.